Wednesday, April 14, 2010

#003 Hi. My name's Oprah, and I'm a lying lesbian.

Oh Kitty Kelley, you're so naughty. Yet another unauthorised biography to make us feel like there's less of a gap between us and the rich and faboosh.

I love that typing 'Oprah and g' in google predicts 'Oprah and gayle, gayle lovers, gail and gail scandal' before 'Oprah and god' a clear fifth. Hahahaha omg PLEASE be a lying lesbian. If nothing, just give me the satisfaction of being able to shove my hand in the face of the washed out middle aged woman I know who justifies something being 'fact' cause she saw it on Oprah...

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