This year I reckon some Subversive Cross Stitch might be the go...

Last night everyone got all drunkenly emoooo, woke up this morning with a hungry jacks onion ring mooshed into my pillow, brain was fried and apparently something totally died in my mouth overnight.
Florence makes me feel like everything's going to be ok.
I love that typing 'Oprah and g' in google predicts 'Oprah and gayle, gayle lovers, gail and gail scandal' before 'Oprah and god' a clear fifth. Hahahaha omg PLEASE be a lying lesbian. If nothing, just give me the satisfaction of being able to shove my hand in the face of the washed out middle aged woman I know who justifies something being 'fact' cause she saw it on Oprah...
Congratulations Edouard. Your 5 minutes of visual genius just saved someone on the other side of my office a marketing argument enduced blunt pen to the eye.
*exhales*