#100 That u hommes?

"Look...haaarder...'
*touches water as ripples change Simba's reflection to that of his father *

Appearing on SHOWstudio.com, a men’s fashion editorial for the September issue of Vogue Hommes Japan features Gaga dressed as man. Sorry, I mean her mysterious gender bending alter ego 'Jo Calderone'...

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#095 Tony Toni Tone

Is it just me or are TV 3 presenters all of a sudden real 'down' with NZ.

Seeing Toni Marsh still presenting the weather last night on 3 news, I was pleasantly surprised the little minx was still going strong, when all of a sudden my ears pricked up at '...a few clouds still mincing around in the arvo.'

Mincing around?!! Weather presenters say mincing around now? But wait, while processing said 'mincing' I then get hit with '...rain will still be cranking it out later in the day.' Cranking it out?!!

No need to be 'down' Toni, we're all sitting here waiting for the 'sun/cloud/rain' symbols while we picture you bouncing on the treadmill at Les Mills, in tights with a thrown up ponytail...

#091 50 Centaur

...for the record, I'd probably give Canned 50 Centaur meat a bash too...

#088 Ride me inside me it's supertight.

Pop starlet Jackie Q (the character Rose Byrne plays in her new comedy Get Him To The Greek)'s new ridiculously oversexualised and over the top comedic modern pop pisstake 'Supertight'

Bahahaha man I love Rose Byrne.

#056 Ga ga ooh la la

Well I'm glad I can stop arguing with my dad over whether Gaga has a penis or not, THAT conversation started getting old. It was bad enough trying to think of burnt toast in my first week back, where dad piped up everytime an advertisement for 'The perfect vagina' documentary popped up on TV...

Although, I'm not sure I'll be telling him about the 'proof', Times of London columnist Caitlin Moran's report on her Berlin sex club VIP toilet experience, where Gaga pee'd through her fishnets/'offloaded some of those whiskeys' at a Berlin sex club.

This article makes me wanna party with Gaga so bad...

#046 Wanna be on top?

Maybe you're as naive as me, and thought Tyra Banks surely couldn't get any more annoying, or full of herself (bar eating her own FACE), but we were wrong. Oh boy were we wrong.

Tyra's publisher Delacorte Press have just announced her signing a deal for a series of fantasy novels on...wait for it...the 'world of modelling.' And wait. It's called....'Modelland'. Oh, and in case you don't know how to pronounce it, Tyra's website tells us it's pronounced “Model Land”. Phew, thanks Tyra. Tell us more, what exactly are these novels by Bankable books about?

""for all the girls and guys who want a lot more FANTASY in their lives and some fierceness and magic, romance and mystery, crazy and wild adventures, and yeah, some danger too."

*looks into space and smizes*

Of course the stories of the 'intoxibella's' (totally serious) showcase 'issues ranging from relationships to body image and empowering women of all ages.' Well of course they do. We all know the Tyra Banks show gave young women 'the 'girlfriend' they want to hang out with and the role model they needed', so now you've stopped your show, how are the lost young women of the world going to survive?!!!

#003 Hi. My name's Oprah, and I'm a lying lesbian.

Oh Kitty Kelley, you're so naughty. Yet another unauthorised biography to make us feel like there's less of a gap between us and the rich and faboosh.

I love that typing 'Oprah and g' in google predicts 'Oprah and gayle, gayle lovers, gail and gail scandal' before 'Oprah and god' a clear fifth. Hahahaha omg PLEASE be a lying lesbian. If nothing, just give me the satisfaction of being able to shove my hand in the face of the washed out middle aged woman I know who justifies something being 'fact' cause she saw it on Oprah...